14.13 理想的性交次数 Ideal Number of Sexual Intercourses

 

一天尘香去到县城里的一家妓院，对老板娘说：“我愿意花费十两银子请你回答一个问题。我可以先付钱，你七天之后给我答案。”

老板娘回答：“当然可以！什么问题？”

尘香说：“女人每晚的理想性交次数？”

One day Dust-scent went to a brothel in the county town and said to the proprietress: "I am willing to spend ten taels of silver to ask you to answer a question. I can pay first, and you can give me the answer in seven days."

The proprietress replied: "Of course! What question?"

Dust-scent said: "What is the ideal number of sexual intercourses per night for a woman?"

老板娘思考了一会儿后，回答：“你要我给你一个对得起良心的答案。你看我这么办怎么样？我自己找30位我信任的妓女，郑重地问她们这个问题。然后我让账房先生记下来她们说的话，整理成一段文字，结尾再给你个汇总表。你看怎么样？”

尘香回答：“我觉着你的主意挺好。七天后，我来你这里取答案。”

七天后，尘香再次来到了这个妓院。老板娘交给他两页纸。尘香看后，要来了毛笔，涂抹掉了全部的名字，没说话。

The proprietress thought for a while and replied, "You want me to give you an answer that is true to my conscience. How about this? I will find 30 prostitutes I trust and ask them this question seriously. Then I will ask the accountant to write down what they say, organize it into a text, and give you a summary table at the end. What do you think?"

Dust-scent replied: "I think your idea is good. I will come to you in seven days to get the answer."

Seven days later, Dust-scent came to the brothel again. The proprietress handed him two pages of paper. After reading them, Dust-scent asked for a brush and erased all the names without saying anything.

尘香拿着这两页纸，来到了县城另一端的一个妓院。他对老板娘述说了前文的事，并给她看那两页纸。

老板娘回答：“我会去你说的那个妓院询问。如果这是事实，你给我10两银子，我亲自找几个我信任的人，调查60位妓女。您看怎么样？”

尘香给了这位老板娘十两银子后说：“15天后，我来取您的调查报告。”

Dust-scent took the two pages of paper and went to a brothel at the other end of the county. He told the proprietress what happened above and showed her the two pages of paper.

The proprietress replied: "I will go to the brothel you mentioned to ask. If this is true, you give me 10 taels of silver, and I will personally find a few people I trust to investigate 60 prostitutes. What do you think?"

Dust-scent gave the proprietress 10 taels of silver and said: "I will come to get your investigation report in 15 days."

十五天后，尘香拿着前两份调查报告和十两银子来找一个距离前两家妓院远的妓院，向老板娘给出了招标的请求。老板娘看了前两份调查报告后说：“我会去核实。如果你说的都是事实。你给我十两银子，我去旁边黑山县的南门附近，询问90位妓女。我和那里的三个妓院老板是朋友。”

尘香回答：“这十两银子是你的了。一个月后，我来取回这两份和你的调查报告。”

Fifteen days later, Dust-scent took the first two investigation reports and ten taels of silver to a brothel far from the first two brothels and asked the proprietress for a bid. After reading the first two investigation reports, the proprietress said, "I will verify it. If what you said is true, you give me ten taels of silver, and I will go to the South Gate of Heishan County nearby and ask 90 prostitutes. I am friends with the three brothel owners there."

Dust-scent replied, "The ten taels of silver are yours. I will come back to take back the two reports and your investigation reports in a month."

一个月后，尘香来取调查报告，看见报告的最后一页有个总结，“女人每晚的理想性交次数？很少；7天3次；1天3次；7；20；50；100；200；300；500；700。” 尘香问这位老板娘：“这个总结是什么意思？”

A month later, Dust-scent came to pick up the survey report and saw a summary on the last page of the report: "What is the ideal number of sexual intercourses for women per night? Very few; 3 times in 7 days; 3 times in 1 day; 7; 20; 50; 100; 200; 300; 500; 700." Dust-scent asked the proprietress: "What does this summary mean?"

老板娘回答：“我去到黑山县南城门后，就把这个调查任务分包给了我的三个妓院老板朋友。调查结果汇总上来后，我们几位老朋友讨论了很长时间。这个答案是我一位朋友的朋友，XXX，给出的。她说，‘以前有人研究过这个问题，得出了这样的答案。’ 我们讨论的结果是这个答案最好。答案是把女人分成了三类：性欲弱的女人，多数的女人，和性欲强的女人。性欲弱的女人认为理想性交次数可能是7天1次，30天2次，甚至更少。大多数女人的理想性交次数是7天3次，至于1天3次。一夜七次郎，只是个说法，只有少数女人希望尝试那种感觉。性欲强的女人有愿意每夜与20至50人性交的，但是这种就很少了。以至于有女人的性欲很强烈，愿意与700人性交。这种女人很罕见，但确实有那种女人。”

The proprietress replied: "After I arrived at the South Gate of Heishan County, I subcontracted this survey task to my three brothel owner friends. After summarizing the survey results, we old friends discussed for a long time. This answer was given by a friend of my friend, XXX. She said, 'Someone has studied this issue before and got this answer.' The result of our discussion is that this answer is the best. The answer is to divide women into three categories: women with weak sexual desire, most women, and women with strong sexual desire. Women with weak sexual desire think that the ideal number of sexual intercourses may be once every 7 days, twice every 30 days, or even less. The ideal number of sexual intercourses for most women is 3 times in 7 days, as for 3 times in 1 day. Seven times a night is just a saying, and only a few women want to try that feeling. Women with strong sexual desire are willing to have sex with 20 to 50 people every night, but this is rare. There are even women with strong sexual desire who are willing to have sex with 700 people. Such women are rare, but they do exist."

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