他们俩已经走到了山下瞭望士兵的旁边。武二郎（号二郎神，如图4.4-2）是中国的第一任天蓬元帅）发现那位弓弩手向回走，站到了树下的射击位置。其他的五个士兵向他走来，正在形成攻击的队形。他站住了。熬忖（号尧，如图4.4-1，是中华共和国的第一任皇帝）不说话了，头也不回，继续慢慢地向前走。这时，树林里又出来了十几个士兵。武二郎警惕得神经绷到了发梢。
They two had already walked to the
side of the soldiers who were looking out at the foot of the mountain. Martial
Second Wolf (famously Second Wolf God, as shown in figure 4.4-2, is the first Sky
Ceiling Marshal of China) noticed that the crossbowman was walking back and
standing at the shooting position under the tree. The other five soldiers were
walking towards him, forming an attack formation. He stopped. Aocun (famously Yao,
as shown in figure 4.4-1, is the funding emperor of China Republic) said nothing,
and without turning her head, she continued to walk forward slowly. At this
time, a dozen more soldiers came out of the woods. Martial Second Wolf was so
alert that his nerves were tense to the tips of his hair.
忽然人们听见熬忖说：“我想起来了！我在巫毒院的时候，也有两个男生像你哥哥武大郎那么高！我们的巫毒学院和你们的典兵学院一样，也是无论身高和性别，谁都可以参加！”
Suddenly, people heard Aocun say,
"I remember now! When I was at the Voodoo Academy,
there were two boys who were as tall as your brother Martial Big Wolf! Our
Voodoo Academy is the same as your Codex Soldier Academy, and anyone can join
regardless of height or gender!"
武二郎看见那位弓弩手把弩扔在了树下，也凑过来看热闹，紧张的情绪缓解了。他问：“巫毒院是什么？”
熬忖回答：“和你们国家的典兵学院差不多。我和你哥哥，还有你嫂子潘金莲是同行。”
Martial Second Wolf saw the
crossbowman throw the crossbow under the tree, and came over to watch the fun,
his nervous mood eased. He asked: "What is the Voodoo Academy?"
Aocun replied: "It's similar
to the Codex Soldier Academy in your country. I am in the same trade with your
brother and your sister-in-law Goldthread Pan."
武二郎问：“那你们为什么命名成了 ‘巫毒’？”
熬忖回答：“我们的那个学校也曾经被称作 ‘典兵学院’。时间长了，人们就注意不到这个学校的存在了，所以就有了每隔几年换一个名字的传统。到我们这届又该换名字了，好的名字以前都用过了，就从女神的 ‘五百威仪十万八千魅力（参见15.2节）’ 的坏的方面命名了。目的是能让人们注意到，记住我们。”
Martial Second Wolf asked:
"Why did you name it 'Voodoo’?” Note, Voodoo is a Chinese word, 巫毒, pinyin Wudu, literal meaning witch poison.
Aocun replied: "Our school was
once called Codex Soldier Academy. After a long time, people no longer noticed
the existence of this school, so there was a tradition of changing the name
every few years. It's time for us to change the name again. We have used up all
good names before, so we named it after the bad aspects of the goddess' '500
majesties and 108,000 charms (see section 16.2)'. The purpose is to make people
notice us and remember us."
武二郎瞪着眼睛看着熬忖，好奇地问：“那，你说的那个女神的坏的方面，巫毒是什么？”
熬忖回答：“我就是巫毒，你看我就会中毒（注7）！”
注7，看她就会中毒，这是真的。本文在讲述熬忖在对武二郎下蛊的过程。随后，武二郎就病了。参考案例参见7.3节《相亲》。
Martial Second Wolf stared at Aocun
and asked curiously, "So, what is the bad side of the goddess you
mentioned, voodoo?"
Aocun replied: "I am voodoo,
you will be poisoned (note 7) if you look at me!"
Note 7: Just looking at her will
poison you, this is true. This article describes the process of Aocun
implanting Carrion Beetles (curses) in Martial Second Wolf. Afterwards, Martial
Second Wolf fell ill. See Section 7.3, Blind Date, for a reference case.
武二郎回答：“啊！那我就不看了！” 他转身面对着士兵，却发现士兵们都在全神贯注地看着离去的熬忖，又回头看熬忖。
Martial Second Wolf replied:
"Ah! Then I won't watch you anymore!" He turned to face the soldiers
but found that the soldiers were all concentrating on watching Aocun who was
leaving and then turned back to look at Aocun.
8 逍遥游步 Romantic Stroll
熬忖已经离开了一段距离了，像似漂浮在地面。在路的转弯处，她的步幅增大了，走在了树丛的上面；身体随着树丛的起伏上下飘动。武二郎第一次看见了传说中的仙女，一直在看着，直到熬忖在视线里消失了。他忽然听到旁边的士兵说：“你怎么还站在这里！人家不愿意你了，快追呀！”
Aocun had already moved some
distance away, seeming to float above the ground. At the bend in the road, her
strides lengthened as she walked above the treetops; her body swayed up and
down with the undulating canopy. Martial Second Wolf saw the legendary fairy
for the first time and kept watching until Aocun vanished from sight. Suddenly,
he heard a soldier beside him say, "Why are you still standing here! She
doesn't want you anymore. Hurry up and chase her!"
9 百变神通 Hundred Godly Transformations
武二郎开始大步流星追赶熬忖。当走出后面瞭望士兵的视线后，他跑了起来，发现熬忖正站在前面等着他呢，近前去道歉。当熬忖转身对着他时，他感觉清风拂面，惊得全身一颤。他看见的是一个春心荡漾等待男朋友来约会的青春少女（参见7.12 《百变神通》）。
Martial Second Wolf began to chase
Aocun at a fast pace. When he was out of sight of the lookout soldiers behind
him, he started running and found Aocun standing in front and waiting for him,
so he went to apologize. When Aocun turned to face him, he felt a fresh breeze
blowing his face, startling him into a shudder. What he saw was a young girl,
her heart aflutter with anticipation, waiting for her boyfriend to arrive for
their date (see 7.12 “Hundred Godly Transformations”).
熬忖羞涩地朝着前方路边一努嘴。武二郎朝着她指示的方向看去，看见五十米的前方路旁矮树丛的后面坐着两个瞭望的士兵。好危险呐！为什么？
Aocun shyly nodded toward the
roadside ahead. Martial Second Wolf followed her gesture and saw two sentry
soldiers sitting behind the low bushes by the road, fifty meters away. How
dangerous! Why?
这是两国交战的前线，如果瞭望的士兵看见武二郎这样的人向敌人的阵地跑，会毫不犹豫地吹响号角。随后，他即便不被狙击手射死，也肯定会在一个时辰之内被游骑兵抓住。熬忖是布设 “地网” 的天才。
This was the front line where the
two nations clashed. If the lookout soldiers spotted someone like Martial
Second Wolf running toward enemy positions, they would sound the bugle without
hesitation. Even if he avoided being shot by a sniper, he would surely be
captured by the rangers within an hour. Aocun was a genius at laying “earth
nets.”
10比翼鸟落在地上了 Pair of
Lovebirds Landed on Earth
这俩人像一对儿情侣似的，一边交谈一边慢慢地朝着武二郎的驻地走。一个士兵转身探头看了一眼他们俩，立刻缩了回去，惊叹道：“我地妈呀！一对天上的比翼鸟落地上了！”
The two walked side by side like a
couple, chatting as they made their way toward Martial Second's camp. A soldier
turned and peered at them, then quickly pulled back, exclaiming in awe, “Holy
moly! A pair of heavenly love birds have come down to earth!”
另一个士好奇地问：“肉多不？抓住它们，烤着吃！” 他要站起来看。他的队友摁他的头，不让他站起来，说：“小孩儿不能看，看了会眼瞎！” “你能看，我为什么不能看！” 说着他带上了头盔，站起来了。武二郎和熬忖听见了他们俩的谈话，站住了。
Another soldier asked curiously,
"Is there a lot of meat? Catch them and roast them!" He wanted to
stand up to see. His teammate pressed his head and stopped him from standing
up, saying, "Children can't see it, or you will go blind!" "You
have seen it, why can't I!" He put on his helmet and stood up. Martial
Second Wolf and Aocun heard their conversation and stalled.
站起来的士兵看着武二郎和熬忖叨咕：“他们是哪里人，来这儿谈恋爱了！？”
战友一边拉他，一边说：“自由恋爱不犯法！再说，现在咱们这地方是全世界最安全的，两三年了，连个贼影都没有，犯罪率是零，为什么不能在这里谈恋爱！？”
The soldier who stood up looked at
Martial Second Wolf and Aocun and muttered: "Where are they from? Are they
here to fall in love!?"
His comrade pulled him and said,
"Free love is not against the law! Besides, this place is the safest in
the world. For two or three years, there has not been even a thief. The crime
rate is zero. Why can't they fall in love here?!"
战友又拉那位站着的士兵，大叫：“别再看啦！你把那个女的看不高兴了，那个大个子过来打你，我可不帮你！”
站着的士兵叨咕：“你帮我没用！他是个练家仔！这个我懂，辨别是否是武功高手，你得看他脖子的粗细。你看他的脖子，像个卖猪肉的似的！即便他不是武大郎的弟弟，也肯定是块滚刀肉！”
The comrade pulled the standing
soldier again and yelled, “Stop looking! If you make that woman unhappy, that
big man comes to beat you up, I won't help you!”
The standing soldier muttered,
“It's useless for you to help me! He's a martial man! I understand this, to
recognize whether he is a martial arts expert, you must look at the thickness
of his neck. Look at his neck, it looks like a Butcher’s! Even if he is not
Martial Big Wolf's younger brother, he's a piece of unchewable meat for sure!”
战友站起来了，大叫，“我看你才像个卖猪肉的！他不打你，我替他来教训你！” 随着话音，武二郎和熬忖听到了剑鞘敲击头盔的声音。“你敢打我！” 俩人立刻跑到了相距10米远的位置。一个说，“有种，你把刀放下！” 另一个大叫：“一起放下刀！” 接着，那俩人就霹雳噗隆地摔起来了。
武二郎和熬忖看见机会来了，立刻朝着武二郎的驻地继续前进。
The comrade stood up and shouted,
"I think it is you look like a butcher! He doesn't hit you; I'll teach you
a lesson for him!" As he spoke, Martial Second Wolf and Aocun heard the
scabbard hitting the helmet. "You dare to hit me!" The two
immediately ran 10 meters apart. One said, "If you have the guts, put down
your knife!" The other shouted, "Put down knives at same time!"
Then, the two wrestled up with peewee pooling sounds.
Martial Second Wolf and Aocun saw
that the opportunity had come and immediately continued to move towards Martial
Second Wolf's station.
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就这样俩人走走停停，来到了一片长着高草的平原。忽然，听到瑶池响起了瘪牛角号，熬忖站住了，焦急地对武二郎说：“你从这条路继续向前走，就会遇见故人了！”
武二郎对她说：“你和我一起走吧！”
In this way, the two walked and
stopped, and came to a plain with tall grass. Suddenly, they heard the deflated
horn from Yaochi (Yao Pond). Aocun stopped and said to Martial Second Wolf
anxiously: "If you continue to walk forward on this road, you will meet
your old friends!"
Martial Second Wolf said to her:
"Come with me!"
熬忖顺从地跟着武二郎走了几步，却又站住了，以几乎是哭的表情说：“不行！我们都说好了，一起来的，就要一起回去！”
武二郎向他的驻地走了几步后，回头看见熬忖仍然站在那里，看着他，喊道：“你快回去吧！”
Aocun followed Martial Second Wolf
obediently for a few steps, but stopped again, and said with an expression that
was almost crying: "No! We agreed that we would come together, so we will
go back together!"
After Martial Second Wolf walked a
few steps towards his station, he turned around and saw Aocun still standing
there, looking at him, and shouted, "Go back!"
熬忖这才明白过来，转身向瑶池跑。武二郎看见她跑动的背影，屁股很大。她是一位二十左右岁，不常运动的，有骨头有肉的大姑娘。
Aocun finally understood, turned
around and ran towards Yaochi (Yao Pond). Martial Second Wolf saw her running
back; her butt was big. She was a big girl in her twenties who didn't exercise
often and had bones and flesh.
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